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Jess Fuckett
  • Member for 2 months
  • Last seen more than a month ago
  • AKA "Miss Understands" and "Paige Turner"
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===[ MODE:

Animal that can stand up on two legs and talk. Defective mutated autistic version.

===[ EDUCATION:

Valedictorian of the computer science department at state university. Masters in computer and network security. It was fascinating training in how to hack stuff.

===[ HOBBIES:

Astrophysics, SR, the Lambda calculus, circle inversion, Riemannian hypergeometry, Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, secondary CBD cannibinoids, chocolate milk, and kitty cats.

I'm too stupid for GR.

===[ PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT:

I did magic tricks for corporate retards, including a tricorder with blinking LEDs like on Trek. It had a sensor that saw in invisible colors!

The gamma spectrum told my coworkers what nuclides are in the rusty leaking barrels the Mafia dumped off Jersey. My minor was law enforcement.

Being smart just lets you see the ugliness.

Walked off my nuc job after mispredicting a reaction--not of neutrons or shielding or skyshine; it was the reaction of the guy engineers to something I did. So I abandoned "humanity" because everyone except me is either evil or stupid--though curiously, never both.

===[ CURRENT EMPLOYMENT:

Because knowledge is not power, I now do live-in "sex work" in exch for free room & food in a group house. As an autistic, I suspect that it's supposed to feel wrong or bad or something. I'm not sure. It might be okay.

I can't tell, see?

I'm an astronaut in state space, rotating out of control, lost in time, lost in space -- and meaning.

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